Unemployment: The Path to Global Salvation.
At Jobless Asians, we're pioneering a revolutionary concept: that strategic unemployment is the ultimate key to a better, less-stressed, and more fulfilling world.
Who Are Jobless Asians?
We are an organization founded on the whimsical, yet profound, idea that stepping back from the traditional rat race can unlock new potentials for humanity. While others chase jobs, we go to Pub .
Our mission is to promote the benefits of being unemployed.
Our Four Philosophies
1. Why Work When Others Can?
If someone else is perfectly capable of handling a task, why should you interrupt your perfectly good day? Let's go to Karaoke and drink a shot.
2. The Art of the Convenient Excuse
Mastering the art of strategic non-attendance is key to a balanced life. Why work today when you could be enjoying a cold beer and telling your boss your cats were sold on ebay ? Creativity in excuses is a virtue we highly value.
3. The Global Impact of Personal Leisure
We believe that every moment of personal relaxation contributes to the greater good. A well-rested mind is a fertile ground for innovative thought (or simply better nap ideas). Your leisure isn't selfish; it's a quiet act of global salvation.
4. The Pursuit of Unproductivity
In a world obsessed with constant output, we champion the beauty of unproductivity. True innovation often sparks during moments of idleness. Embrace the blank calendar, the unsent email, and the unstarted project as pathways to profound peace.
Meet Our Unemployed Friends
"If only I could go back a few years..." This sentiment, born from our own experiences, fueled the inception of Jobless Asians. We aim to spare future generations the burden of unnecessary toil, fostering a world where leisure is valued as much as labor.
Explore Our YouTube Channel!
Want to delve deeper into our unique philosophy, see our Zernet teachers in action, or simply enjoy content about the liberating joys of being delightfully unburdened? Our YouTube channel is the place to be!
Quit Your Job Today!
Ready to embrace a life of strategic unemployment and contribute to global salvation through leisure? Join the Jobless Asians team and redefine your relationship with work!